Harsh, But True

Over at Fark.com, a non-political website that generally provides satirical summaries of current news stories, a reader provides a thumbnail sketch of a story about Teddy Kennedy and Sam Alito as follows:

The senator who let a girl drown in his car is asking Alito a lot of questions about matters involving the Concerned Alumni of Princeton that are 20 to 33 years in the past.

Yes, it's crudely put, but it's accurate.