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Thursday, July 28, 2005

Just another tease

Helen Thomas
Shamelessly playing upon our emotions

Left-wing "journalist" Helen Thomas (insert your own joke here) has threatened to inflict severe bodily harm on herself if Dick Cheney runs for President.

Of course, in all seriousness, no one wants any physical misfortune to come to Ms. Thomas -- retirement (or prolonged silence) is really all that any normal person would hope for. But please, Helen, don't play with our emotions this way.

I fear her threat is just one in a long, long line of disappointments . . . like the cruel, cruel teases from Hollywood establishment types who had threatened to leave the country upon a Bush victory, but who, sadly, reneged.


Blogger wile e coyote said...

This reminds me of the boxing match in which Larry Holmes pounded on a clearly outclassed Tex Cobb for 15 rounds.

The fight was such a fiasco that Howard Cosell vowed never to cover another boxing match.

When told of this, Cobb responded, "I'd go another 15 rounds if it'd make him quit football."

How about it, Dick?

PS -- Wasn't Alec Baldwin supposed to have left the country when W got elected?

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